We spotted some humor to help cure a case of the Mondays.
Pearls of Wisdom, by David Barry.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
The Ultimate Rejection Letter, by Chris L. Jensen.
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.